I live, in an apartment complex between two ladies that adore cats. On the left the lady has two indoor cats. On the right is a lady that just likes to feed strays. Well Tony, my dog (14 years old) seems to be in trouble all the time
It seems that when Tony wants out- there is always some cats waiting for him :???:because he seems to disrupt their wonderful lifestyle. Neighbor on right
started feeding a new gray stray three weeks ago. This little girl cat lives in the woods but loves to come up for the treats, including the Toms
that started moving in. Well ,the pretty little kitty gets herself pregnant.
Now the war is on.
My hosta garden is in danger because the cats love to do business there. My Tonydog can't go out unless he is under my guard. Oh yes and the lease agreement states that all "dogs" must be on a leash when outside on the property.
Lady on left complains because my dog urinates on the sidewalk? Lady on right tells me that I should get cats.
"How come I have to pay $20.00 a month for my dog when all of these cats are getting by free"? Well it's hard to control cats?(according to the Landlord)
Solution, not mine , but the lady on the right. Call the humane society and get someone to come in and trap the new mommy cat!
That will take care of all the problems and then your hosta garden will recreate itself.
- Enter the humane trap man
Last week the humane trap man worked to remedy the situation. They, the ladies on the left and right have a score of two opposums, one ground squirrel, 4 cats that belonged to neigbors and oh yes, the mommy is still on the loose. I just love watching the opera. My hostas are being destroyed by constant cat sex, my dog is paranoid and I have no alternatives. Back home our remedy was to
Shoot, shovel, and Shut-Up. Can't do that here since a firearm can not be discharged in city limits.
I also don't understand why these ladies spend so much money on birdfeeders and seeds and then ask why there are so many bird feathers around the apartments. Duh!
can't wait until mommy brings the kittens up. It won't be long now.
Don't get me wrong, I can't remember, since I could remember, that I did not have to relinquish space for felines. It seems that they breed to punish me for having a dog.
CGlenn